KG:Jack JB:yeah KG:do you think some people do you think that there's some people that arent really that are actually robots living among us JB:No KG:that we cant tell JB:No we do...

KG: Yeah, but you didn't fuckin' come out with this o- JB: I got some lyrics. Malibu nights, tangerine dreams, Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams, Malibu, makin' a poo. Stinky poo, lookin'd...

Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Leeee, Leeee, Leeee, Leeee! Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, We're talkin' fuckin' Lee! I had a friend named Lee He cast a spell, A...

Jack Black: Kyle took a bullet for me now I've got to rock for three. KG and me, don't forget about Tenacious D. KG: I took a bullet for JB, now I'm in heaven and I can see Jack Black: ...

[Jack Black (Narrator)] A long ass fuckin' time ago, In a town called Kickapoo, There lived a humble family Religious through and through. But yay there was a black sheep And he knew just wha...

More tomatoes? I do believe so, yes. Ohh, life on the road Kayg Life on the road Hey guys I got that wiper fluid for ya It was a big day on Jesus Ranch, Jesus Ranch He was harvesting a ...

(Kyle Gass snores loudly) Jack Black: Oh my god. Oh my god, I've done it. (shouts) Cage! Come here, I want you! Kyle: What? What?? God! I'm sleeping, dude! What are you talking about... ...

I'm the only gay eskimo I'm the only one I know I'm the only gay eskimo In my tribe I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka But all I wanna do is get into his parka I'm the on...

i want you to want me i need you to need me i'd love you to love me i'm beggin' you to beg me i'll shine up my old brown shoes put on a brand new shirt get home early from work if y...

This is a song called the history of tenacious d and its not just of list of things that we've done in the past, but its a chronicling of our rise to POWER! we ride with kings on mighty steed...

I wasn't very popular in high school, And here's what I figured out It was because I needed it too much, I needed attention I think I have a, a chromosome, The need-attention-chromosome I kno...

KG: We should talk about the hard fucking, though... JB: Hard fucking? KG: Because, I think it's a pretty common complaint JB: Yeah, the ladies don't really like the hard fuckin...

This is a song for the ladies but fellas... listen closely You don't have to fuck her hard in fact sometimes that's not right to do.. Sometimes u got to make some love and fuckin give her s...

Friendship is rare Do you know what I'm saying to you? Friendship is rare My derriere When you find out much later That they don't really care It's rare... to me Can't you see It'...

Climb upon my faithful steed. Then we're gonna ride, gonna smoke some weed. Climb upon my big assed steed. And ride, ride, ride. What's the name of the song, Explosivo! Don't know what ...

We've been sent, To issue all you people here a warning. I'm not at liberty to say, The details of our most perculiar warning. Yeah. Sufice to say..All you people here are in grave danger. ...

Kage? Yea? Let's go to this drive-thru oh good, im starvin' *vrrooooommmm noise* may I help you? Yea, um, uh Can I have your order? yea, hold on a second im looking at the menu Ok...

Listen honey, Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you, Showin', growin', Man I'd like to place my hand upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze. And squeeze! Take off your blouse, ...

Dio has rocked for a long, long time. Now it's time for him to pass the torch. He has songs of wildabeasts and angels, He has soared on the wings of a demon. It's time to pass the torch, ...

Cause it's the Pick! Of Destiny child, you know we will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane! Cause it's the Pick! Of Destiny child, more precious than a diamond on a platinum chain! ...