I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil I get under your skin and I sebaceously form I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn...

Bloodhounds shall cruise rendezvous Break curfew new trip ensues You never know Bloodhounds just go Pack backpack up for down the road No change of clothes but change for tolls Pack of No-Doz ...

This beat is my recital I think it's very vital To rock a rhyme That's right on time It's tricky tricky yo here we go It's tricky to rock a rhyme To rock a rhyme that's right on time It's t...

Why is everbody always pickin' on me? The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca The doctor said sir you're misl...

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass I ...

Are those num-chucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Let me take you back to the day that I met my China girl When I landed a 'Pam' like on the San Fran Real World I was sweating ...

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out! Do you still go to raves?, Do you think that Christ saves?, Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?, Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?,...

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog, Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg, Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God, Cause girl I'll get you panting l...

?? let's try again This time we're sloppy Like child birth! Where's my fucking bass guitar? Everybody Look Around Hear The Sound Something Specials Gonna Come Your Way We Got Something Tha...

Haha, all right Apollo! Let's hear it one more time for mister, Gary, Coleman! Whatcha talk about Willis? That joke is funny everytime I hear it! Let's put your hands together now, Harlem For, ...

So Set Your Phasers On Kill If Ya Will So Catch The Feeling Got Your Head A Pumping A Back And Forth Until It Hits The Ceiling Now I'm Wheeling Dealing Stealing Johnny's Apple Seeds Slapped You ...

Coo Coo Ca Choo Baby You That's What You Are You Are A Hollywood Star You're The High Priestess By Far And You Know This Tune's For You We Call It Coo Coo Ca Choo And It's A Very Brief Descript...

Hey, look at all that meat, ain't she the bitter end?

Yeah The First Time I Saw You Darling I Knew I Was In Love Tell Her Daddy The Way You Took Your Wheelchair Up That Handicap Ramp Mmm, It's A Mind Blower But Now Baby I Miss Ya I Miss Ya I Mis...

I Get Bombed Much Like Pearl Harbor The Price Is White Right And I'm Bob Barker This Is Your Brain On Drugs This Is Your Brain On Jackie Onassis All You Crotch Goblins Can Kiss Our Asses Yes ...

Ahoy, sissy! Whatcha got in your mouth sissy?

Step Back Cause The Bass Is Fuzzin' Bloodhound Gang Bangs More Than The Dirty Dozen Alley Oop Here Comes The Slam You Know Where I Stand I'm Feelin' Like Anthrax Cause You Know I'm The Man Yea ...

Take good, take bad, take gold And may you have facts of life The facts of life Now the world don't move To the beat of just one drum What might not for you Might not for some Different Strokes, ...

Jimmy Pop's Not Pooper Not A Pauper But A Popper And I Got More Pop Than Orville Redenbacher I Gots More Gravy Than The Whole Gravy Train When I'm Kooky Going Loopy Like A Man Insane I Won't B...

Excuse me, have you seen my wife's placenta?