Lady, where has your love gone? I was looking but can't find it anywhere They always offer when there's loads of love around But, when you're short of some, it's nowhere to be found Well, I k...

He's pining for her In a people carrier There might be buildings and pretty things to see like that But architecture won't do Although it might say a lot about the city or town I don't care wh...

Sat at the side of the pool at one of your houses With wet white trousers on And worlds collide as the evening continues The dignity fucks off Her brother's gone off to the strippers To make...

Anticipation, i did not mean to set you up for disappointment in evening entertainment but tonight there'll be some love tonight there'll be a ruckus yeah, regardless of what's gone before i ...

Oh they might wear classic reeboks Or knackered converse Or trackie bottoms tucked in socks But all of that's what the point is not The point's that there ain't no romance around there And t...

Last night these two bouncers And one of em's alright The other one's the scary one His way or no way, totalatarian He's got no time for you Looking or breathing How he don't want you to S...

So who's that girl there? I wonder what went wrong So that she had to roam the streets She don't do major credit cards I doubt she does receipts It's all not quite legitimate And what a scu...

Well I've seen your eyes as they flicked on me What is he doing? What on earth's the plan? Has he got one? You'd better give me some pointers Since you are the big rocket launcher and I'm just t...

Now then Mardy Bum I see your frown and it's like looking down the barrel of a gun And it goes off And out come all these words Oh there's a very pleasant side to you, a side I much prefer It'...

Ask if we can have six in If not we'll have to have two You're coming up our end aren't you I'll get one with you He wouldn't let us have six in Especially not with the food He could have jus...

We got thrown in a riot van And the coppers kicked him in And there was no way he could win Just had to take it on the chin Smoked a bong a last night And stole somebody's telephone He thinks...

It's ever so funny, I don't think you're special I don't think you're cool You're just probably alreyt, but under these lights you look beautiful But I'm struggling, I can't see through your fake...

One look sends it coursing through the veins, oh how the feeling races Back up to their brains to form expressions on their stupid faces They don't want to say hello, but I can't want to say hell...

Get on your dancing shoes There's one thing on your mind Oh, been there looking for you Sure you'll be rummagin' through Oh and the shit, shock, horror You've seen your future bride Oh, but i...

Fake Tales of San Francisco Echo through the room More point to a wedding disco Without a bride or groom There's a super cool band yeah With their trilbys and their glasses of white wine And ...

Stop making the eyes at me, I'll stop making the eyes at you And what it is that surprises me is that I don't really want you to And your shoulders are frozen (cold as the night) Oh, but you're ...

Anticipation has a habit to set you up For disappointment in evening entertainment but Tonight there'll be some love Tonight there'll be a ruckus yeah Regardless of what's gone before I want t...

Oh baby, I'm wanting to do you a swap I'll give you anything, yeah In return for the noises you've got And I can see you want to be attended to Just count to twenty-nine and I'll attend to you ...

Won't somebody let me out! Don't wanna stick around no more I said they're looking at yer strange I said yer stickin' to the floor Not one of you's got an ounce of style in yer So now one of...

Space invaders flying home Yeah, they're going to hit the sack And they are prob'ly going to die getting high Cause they're mixing crazy ... with the crack And she's kissing all the boys She's...