I had a date with a pretty ballerina Her hair was so brilliant that it hurt my eyes I asked her for this dance And then she obliged me Was I surprised, yeah Was I surprised, no not at all I...

I'm 6 foot 3 with a fist like a hammer And I work with the Vice Squad when I can And when I pull out my bath then I get on my glamour Little guys all surprised take a seat For me it's a first I...

Collecting pieces of my family In an old pillow case This one has a skull But it don't have a face These look like the arms of father so strong And the ring on this finger Means my Grandm...

Don't need a crystal ball For me to see clearly No astrology or Tarot cards Watch and see an end And holding my breath To face the day Scares me to death I'm pessimystic I'm so fatalistic...

She's an overnight sensation In the mirror on her wall She gets a standing ovation At every shower curtain call And she becomes a pop star In the safety of her car And then she falls to pie...

Sonny wakes up in the morning feeling kinda sick Needs a little Stoli Vadka, needs it really quick Sees a little blood run from his eyes Feels a little hotel paralyzed Pass the gun around Give...

I'm hidden in the scream When the virgin dies I'm the ache in the belly When your baby cries And I'm the burnin' sensation When the convict fries I'm pain I'm your pain Unspeakable pain I'...

Man's got his woman to take his seed He's got the power, Oh, she's got the need, She spends her life Through pleasing up her man. She feeds him dinner Or anything she can. She cries alone at...

Anybody's dream can fall apart Anybody's mask can break Couldn't tell you how I wanted you Enough to make you want to stay I never said the words out loud I guess I couldn't get'em straight B...

I'm a shepherd for the pentecost I got my scriptures and my wires crossed I got no kids and I got no home They want us holy men to live alone Since I've been here for a little stay I see Roz...

I'm nuclear infected I really don't mind I just go out when the sun goes down And have a real good time. I can clear out any ballgame In a minute and a half Just show up – glow up And have a ...

When I was 10, fell out of bed Got three stitches in my head It hurt like hell I saw the blood, I felt the pain I'd like to feel it once again 'Cause I don't feel it Then I got stung, right o...

You, me Understand Shake my hand Last chance, little man Ain't it grand It's a bargain, it's a steal 30 pieces of silver And a deal's a deal Sign upon the dotted line I'll be yours and you...

Hello, my little pretty My, don't we look nice Come here! You spend all day picking out your dress I like you dirty, when you're hair is a mess You smell so sweet walking in the room You don'...

I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing Until they got a hold of me I opened doors for little old ladies I helped the blind to see I got no friends 'cause they read the papers They can't be see...

I got a job in Atlanta in a mall playing Santa Not because of any talent but because I was the only one the suit would fit Everybody shopping, little sticky kids were hopping on my lap with the...

We've been so caught up in the subject of personnel Playing and acting, and slaving and bathing oursleves Her lies and her tries to come over everyone Painting a picture to show everyone in the ...

Hey you out there in outer space You're looking at some style and grace The blood and gutty human race Well, come on down here to meet us And all you sightings up there in the sky Feel free to...

You ask me, baby Can you work tonight I've been up, babe Since broad daylight I just can't believe That you're sellin' me You never sold me before I just can't recall You're like a whore ...

My stars So far No one's callin me home Space brain Vagabond Living on my own Come on ye faithful You know all you people should come to me I'll make you arms work And I'll make your legs ...