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[Mother]: Hello Frank, [Jim:] Hello mother dear, [Mother:] Hi, what are you doin'?, [Jim:] I'm trying to think of words that rhyme with vagina, [Mother:] Oh, [Mother:] lima? Like lima beans, ...

We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo. Yeah, Notorious B.I.G. Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin'. Yeah, Tupac Sha...

Haha, all right Apollo! Let's hear it one more time for mister, Gary, Coleman! Whatcha talk about Willis? That joke is funny everytime I hear it! Let's put your hands together now, Harlem For, ...

Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday anymore Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday anymore Maybe you go...

I Get Bombed Much Like Pearl Harbor The Price Is White Right And I'm Bob Barker This Is Your Brain On Drugs This Is Your Brain On Jackie Onassis All You Crotch Goblins Can Kiss Our Asses Yes ...

Jimmy Pop's Not Pooper Not A Pauper But A Popper And I Got More Pop Than Orville Redenbacher I Gots More Gravy Than The Whole Gravy Train When I'm Kooky Going Loopy Like A Man Insane I Won't B...

The only thing going down in this car is the windo 'cause your pussy stank!

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So Set Your Phasers On Kill If Ya Will So Catch The Feeling Got Your Head A Pumping A Back And Forth Until It Hits The Ceiling Now I'm Wheeling Dealing Stealing Johnny's Apple Seeds Slapped You ...

{The Bloodhound Gang record's called 'One Fierce Beer Coaster' And on the front of the record there's a picture of a beer coaster So the record looks like a beer coaster Ho hoo hoo hoo} {That's so...

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Ooh, that was creepy, I would rather slurp rancid tunasalad out of my own ass, or scour my boobies off with a rusty SOS pad, or hump a piece of splintered balsa wood.

[*Growl*] Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when this used thong I found and bedazzled with gems brushes ever so gently against some boobs. I guess it's hard to believe that one man could have a p...

Yeah The First Time I Saw You Darling I Knew I Was In Love Tell Her Daddy The Way You Took Your Wheelchair Up That Handicap Ramp Mmm, It's A Mind Blower But Now Baby I Miss Ya I Miss Ya I Mis...

Take good, take bad, take gold And may you have facts of life The facts of life Now the world don't move To the beat of just one drum What might not for you Might not for some Different Strokes, ...

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[Jimmy Pop:] Eminem's gotta cuss in his raps to sell records, well me too, so fuck Will Smith! [DJ Q-Ball:] That don't rhyme. [Jimmy Pop:] Drats. [both laugh]