(Kyle Gass snores loudly)
Jack Black: Oh my god. Oh my god, I've done it.
(shouts) Cage! Come here, I want you!
Kyle: What? What?? God! I'm sleeping, dude!
What are you talking about...
...
i want you to want me
i need you to need me
i'd love you to love me
i'm beggin' you to beg me
i'll shine up my old brown shoes
put on a brand new shirt
get home early from work
if y...
More tomatoes?
I do believe so, yes.
Ohh, life on the road Kayg
Life on the road
Hey guys I got that wiper fluid for ya
It was a big day on Jesus Ranch, Jesus Ranch
He was harvesting a ...
[Jack Black (Narrator)]
A long ass fuckin' time ago,
In a town called Kickapoo,
There lived a humble family
Religious through and through.
But yay there was a black sheep
And he knew just wha...
Jack Black:
Kyle took a bullet for me
now I've got to rock for three.
KG and me, don't forget about Tenacious D.
KG:
I took a bullet for JB, now I'm in heaven and I can see
Jack Black: ...
Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee, Lee, Lee,
Leeee, Leeee,
Leeee, Leeee!
Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee, Lee, Lee,
We're talkin' fuckin' Lee!
I had a friend named Lee
He cast a spell,
A...
KG: Yeah, but you didn't fuckin' come out with this o-
JB: I got some lyrics.
Malibu nights, tangerine dreams,
Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams,
Malibu, makin' a poo.
Stinky poo, lookin'd...
Augh! AHGH!
I do not need, (he does not need)
A microphone (a microphone)
My voice is fuckin, (fuckin)
POWERFUL!
AUGH!! AHGH!
Sorry
I did not mean, (he did not mean)
To blow your mi...
KG:Jack
JB:yeah
KG:do you think some people
do you think that there's some people
that arent really
that are actually robots
living among us
JB:No
KG:that we cant tell
JB:No we do...
One, two, three, four, five, SIX SIX SIX!
It doesn't matter if it is good,
It only matters if it rocks.
The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off.
There's no such thing as a roc...
This is a song
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
Is he strong? Listen bud
He has the radioactive blood
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!
Is he strong? Li...
The government totally sucks
You motherfucker
The government totally sucks
Ben franklyn was a rebel indeed
He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed
He was a genious but if he w...
This is a song called the history of tenacious D
and its not just a list of things we've done in the past
but its a chronicling of our rise to POWER!
We ride with kings on mighty steeds acr...
You can't kill the metal
The metal will live on
Punk-Rock tried to kill the metal
But they failed, as they were smite to the ground
New-wave tried to kill the metal
But they failed, as they we...
Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know I will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane!
Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
my presense is a diamond on a platinum chain!
In Venice...
The road is fuckin' hard,
The road is fuckin' tough-ah,
There's no question that-eh
It is rough, rough stuff.
It's the fuckin' road my friend
But it's the only road I know.
When I'm mun...
Ho Ho Ho
So many christmas letters,
So many wishes,
Lucy wants a squeezie doll,
Jimmy wants a moon rocket,
Oh, this list is rather long,
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!
Hey...
[spoken]
This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.
Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there sh...
High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds,
There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly.
Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck.
Yeah, yeah.
Wonderboy, what is the secr...
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