Well she says she'll always be true when any guy'll do
You should've seen who she just blew
And then she tries to tell you she loves you woah woah
I've seen her type before, don't wanna see he...
Let's go!
There are lots of pretty girls.
It's such a different world.
I want to live at the mall.
At the mall.
At the mall.
At the mall.
Yes, I want to live at the mall.
At the mall.
...
Everytime you're drunk
you always act like you're so tough
You're really a pussy and I'm gonna call your
bluff
Everyone is sick of you
You're a wimp through and through
I swear you look worse...
He rants and raves, he screams and shouts
He always flips his lid
But deep down inside he loves you kids
I know that you think he's just a goon
But he makes little Vapid clean his room
He don'...
I'm really not a jerk.
I know how to dance.
I'm never gonna work.
I wear designer pants.
Oh, my head is empty,
And my brain, it hurts.
I wanna be a real cool guy
Wear alligator shirts.
I ...
BooBarella, it's funny that's her name
Since I've seen her, I've never been the same
I saved up from mowing all those lawns
To buy Tina Turner records that she wants
Wouldn't it be neat, wouldn...
Dishpan hands and pots and pans and ashtrays full of butts
Pearldiving's the life for me, I'm such a little putz
The heat, the slime, I've never been on time
I'm soaking wet, I'll never save a d...
A buncha shit, a buncha puke, that's where I'm coming from
I'm in a little trouble, beating up my mom
I'm gonna live a million years and then I'll go to hell
Your big fat mouth is what I smell...
Well I was making the scene at the local Burger King
And you know the girls were looking real cool
Needed a girl and how, and said oh wow
There's just the chick for me
And I know she must think...
All the guys that look oh so stupid
And I wanna know why
All the girls they get so impressed
It maked me wanna die
All that long hair makes me whine
it's '95 not '69
I don't think it's very n...
Leader of the Methadones and the Mopes, too.
Wears a Green Day hat; he don't watch the news.
He's rough; he's tough; he's fun to have around.
He ain't no fucking clown.
He's Danny Vapid, the pu...
Yeah, I was thinking that my life was all through
But now I ain't since I got you
Oh honey, don't, fdon't you be so cool
Stick with me, I'll stick with you
Yeah, you taught me wrong from right
...
One thing I know it's true - I need a little girl like you
So I can stop hanging around
So I can stop making that downtown trip, you know
I'm starting to get old
You know what I mean
You can s...
Funny thoughts and funny words I've said
Are rattling around inside my head
This world ain't exactly how it seems
These days things are weird and everybody's mean
I'm doing okay, don't you know...
Don't Back Down
The girls dig the way the guys get all wiped out
With their feet in the air you can hear em shout
They're not afraid, not my boys
They grit their teeth, they don't back down
...
We see you with your ponytqail and flannel 'round your waist
Sideburns, goatees and pimples on your face
According to Spin magazine, you're so cool and hip
Do us all a favor, lose the hoop from ...
Fagtown, Beantown, all the queers hang around.
?
This motel is certainly peach.
Fagtown ? on the beach.
Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown sucks.
Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown sucks.
F...
I'm feeling so sick, someone get me a beer
My life is a shambles, you know I'm a Queer
My head it really pounds and pounds
Records just go round and round
Mom and Dad - they just hate my guts
...
I'm hanging 'round hoping hard
That you wanna be with me always and always
It's my way of saying won't you stick around me
For the rest of your life
I'm gonna wish on a star
That you're gonna ...