Russia is gay. In it everyone has AIDS.
And they all have it from butt sex.
Their president finger bangs them little kids.
I wait so long. In the snow.
For one little piece of bread.
And I have been drunk
Since I was born,
and I keep Mongolians in a cage.
I'm poor.
I sold my child for a sip of vodka
My wife is named Svetlana Borshtynskovskiska.
At my space station.
We try to send a cardboard box up into the sky.
When the wall came down and them russians rushed out,
It was the day when freedom won.
If mister Putin wants to invade Georgia we'll be waiting
here with guns.
I live in Atlanta.
Russia's gay.
And they suck a lot of long dicks.
On the internet.
Russia's gay.
And they like to touch on young boys
A little bit.
Russia is gay. In it everyone has AIDS.
And they all have it from butt sex.
Russia is gay.
I eat sour dough. It's no good.
I have never seen a real black man.
And I have ten kids. I can't feed
I hope we fight a nuclear war.
Da. I hope I eat a piece of fish for dinner.
We have a wall to keep my people in here.
The KGB. Arresting me.
Cause they catch me touching myself.
Tell the troops right now, time to bomb Moscow.
Fun time and games are done.
We should kill them ruskis and take their land,
Cause it far from mexico.
This one's for 9/11!
Russia's gay, it looks like candyland.
And the palace is plastic.
They wear those dumb fucked up hats with fur on it.
Russia is gay. In it everyone has AIDS.
And they all have it from butt sex.
Russia is gay.
Hey let me tell you right now.
Them russians ain't gonna take Vietnam.
Not without me in charge.
I got a mail order bride.
Came here in a box from petersburg.
Left her fucking kids to starve.
Hey, mister Obama get your club and go,
Have a word with Medvedev, get him good in a chest.
And tell mister Ching Chang Chong,
If he wants to get involved,
All your missiles wont add inches to your penis.
When the wall came down and them russians rushed out,
It was the day when freedom won.
But then, when David Hasselhov started singin' on cars,
They were puttin' the wall back up.
Cause baby - Russia's fucking gay.
(2 Times).
Russia is gay. In it everyone has AIDS.
And they all have it from butt sex.
Russia is gay.
Vova
