Some people say - everyday
That she's taking you away
And that we should leave her
Everytime I see her
I ask you why
And did she lie
About the times with all those other guys
I can see it a mile away
Later with her everyday
The night you just missed
The things that you promised
They never stay (stay)
She's never seen the sun
She wears shorts and I run
Away
He's dating Casper
And he's afraid to ask her
For his manhood back
Please give me my friend back
He's dating Casper
His heart races faster
Just like we were
Why can't we be like we were
First you skip
But now you slip
Sure is sad seeing a guy thats whipped.
Just covet the single load
But she's using it all for show
Back in the day
We come and play
And now you're asking if you may
You can see that she's not the one
She can't even see the sun
The nights that we just missed
The that you promised
They never stay (stay)
She's never seen the sun
She wears shorts and I run
Away
He's dating Casper
And he's afraid to ask her
For his manhood back
Please give me my friend back
He's dating Casper
His heart races faster
Just for her
Why can't we be like we were
I'll ask her
Will she rip my heart right out
Will she hurt me once again
Will you ask her
I'll tell her
That's not what I'm all about
I'll stop hurting all my friends
He's dating Casper
And he's afraid to ask her
For his manhood back
Please give me my friend back
He's dating Casper
His heart races faster
Just for her