im walking the cow all over the land
and i fart whenever i can
Tryin' not to as hard as i can
it smells like cow shit
and it looks like a dick
and my girl likes to suck it whenever she can
Lucky stars in your eyes
I'm walking the cow
I really don't know how I came here
I really don't know why I'm staying here
I am walking the cow
Try to point my finger
but the wind keeps blowing me around in circles
in circles
Lucky stars in your eyes
I'm walking the cow
I really don't know what I have to fear
I really don't know what I have to care for
I am walking the cow