A nanny of the Sima clan's children, also an eunuch whose 'lack of manhood' legitimates his affiliation with the Crippled Legion. Xiao Meng's beauty is said to be unequaled, although he's very sensitive about it and reacts violently to whoever touches upon the subject of his gender. As the Crippled warrior responsible for logistics, be it defending the flank in battles or acting as a spy, Xiao Meng's masterful archery and seductive beauty never fail his comrades. It was during a mission to spy on Dong Zhuo that he adopted the name 'Diao Chan', thus linking his existence to one of the most famous women (although fictitious) of Chinese history. Like Liaoyuan Huo, Xiao Meng treasures his comrades dearly, and, despite being an eunuch, harbors love for Liaoyuan Huo (who implicitly reciprocates it).